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Friday, July 12, 2013

The Funniest Thing Ever...

A man who lived in Cleveland Ohio was a true Browns fan.  He wrote his own obituary and when he died his family had it published in the paper.

"As part of my funeral I would like 6 Cleveland Brown football players to be my pallbearers, that way the Browns can let me down one last time."

Now that's funny......

While we are on the subject I would like my tombstone to read,

"I told you I was sick."

And in lieu of a barbaric funeral just put me in a hefty bag for Tuesday pick up.

I think that takes care of my will......


  1. Thanks for stopping by Spots and Wrinkles. Our heat has abated a bit as well. Hope you are cooler this evening.

  2. I just hope they realize I passed.

    We have had a cool summer so far but we have had more rain than I can ever remember.

  3. Ha ha ha I love that. You should have that put on your tombstone too. ha ha