A man who lived in Cleveland Ohio was a true Browns fan. He wrote his own obituary and when he died his family had it published in the paper.
"As part of my funeral I would like 6 Cleveland Brown football players to be my pallbearers, that way the Browns can let me down one last time."
Now that's funny......
While we are on the subject I would like my tombstone to read,
"I told you I was sick."
And in lieu of a barbaric funeral just put me in a hefty bag for Tuesday pick up.
I think that takes care of my will......